I'm finally free from the clutches of teachers, and classes. Now to get some snow here! The people from Wizard101 info is getting like what? a foot and a half? How much am I getting? Two inches of slush at the most. I need an ice person people! Anyways, I absolutly LOVED Chicago, but it's great to be back where I can see the moon. (no joke, their was so much light pollution that you couldnt see the moon, any stars and the sky was BROWN) Anyways I had a HUGE sundae with alot alot alot of toppings and got REALLLYY hyper! Then before my first basketball game (we lost 5-24 more on that later) I had half a hershey's cookie and cream bar, and f course got queasy during the game. And now i'm not feeling that good either. Oh well, I'm getting Kiki Strike u.k. version soon. (ordering it today!) I know your wondering: What the %&^#$( is Amber doing with another Kiki Strike book? Doesnt she alreayd own them? (yes yes i do) but my books are SIGNED so I can't risk losing them. Plus I'm getting my subscription back today! Yay!! I havent posted also cause i'm working on a PJO series parody. WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE PJO BOOKS KEEP AWAY YOU'LL THINK I'M PHYSCO!Well can't say I warned you. Here it is:
This is a parody of the Lightning Thief. I don't own the PJO series. The main people are Amber (me) Vanessa, (my friend) ,Percy, Grover ,and Annabeth. Enjoy!
Percy: Ya I have ADHD and dyslexia and get kicked out of every school blah blah blah blah blah.
Amber: Isn’t that rant supposed to take up like four $^$ pages?
Percy: Shut up you $^%& this is my story!
Amber: Actually I’m writing it smart one. I can make you die for all I care.
Grover: Um… Don’t we have a story to go on involving me and peanut butter in my hair?
Amber: Oh yeah right, go on.
Percy: Oh yyyeeeaaaahhhhhh….. Hey Nancy you son of a &^&*$% get your apse over here.
Grover: Forget it Percy, I like peanut butter.
Vanessa: *whistles* No he doesn’t!
Grover: Be quiet you &*%^&
Vanessa: Wanna take it to the street? *rolls up sleeves*
Grover: Bring it on Sissy!
Percy: Guys, Guys, you can settle this later. Now let’s just focus the main thing of this story, me.
Amber: For once I agree with Percy, well excluding the main story, me part.
Percy: Oh yeah, have the babes agree with m- HEY!
Amber and Vanessa: HA HA!
Vanessa: Tell me again, why did we agree to go with these imbeciles?
Amber: We’re getting paid $550 bucks per day.
Vanessa: Right, I knew it was something. Anywho…. Back to the story!
Mr. Brunner: Here’s stuff about Greek myths blah blah blah blah blah.
Amber: Ugh why is everyone doing blahs!?
Percy: Because it skips the boring part duh genius.
Vanessa: Time to settle this argument goat boy.
Grover: Bring it on!
*Vanessa and Grover walk into the dark alley, screams start to be heard*
Percy: What am I supposed to do again?
Amber: This *pushes Percy in fountain and laughs*
Percy: WHY YOU LITTLE %(&^#!
Amber: Ooh rip-off of Simpsons line Percy. WAY to clique. *dodges wave that lands on Nancy*
Nancy: Teaaaccchhherr! I’m being all whiny and a tattletale and Percy pushed me!!
Mrs. Dodds: Now honey come over here so I can kill you.
*A few seconds Vanessa comes out holding Grover above her head*
Vanessa: TAKE THAT GOAT BOY! *chucks Grover in dumpster*
Amber: Why do you always have to beat each other up?
Vanessa: He started it! Besides he was easy, only got a few scratches on me.
*Grover emerges from dumpster with a black eye, missing teeth, pulled hair, and bleeding everywhere*
Grover: Uhhhhh…… whaattt happeneddd?? *faints*
Amber: *sigh* This is going to be a LONG week.
I know what you're thinking... Why is Vanessa beating Grover up and not Amber? Well it's because Amber is going to be kicking ALOT more butt soon, Dont worry.