THE GOPHER AND THE SNAKE
Once upon a time there was a gopher named Gertrude who was a naughty girl, and there was a snake named Slytherin who acted naughty, but truly was good at heart.
Slytherin was practicing his archery one day on a tree. A potato named Betty, happened to be right in front of the target. Then BAM!! Betty got hit right in the arm!
“BETTY!” Slytherin yelled, but it was too late. Betty calls the police, but before they arrived Gertrude backed up in her car and knocked Betty off a cliff and into the lake.
“AHHHHH!!” Betty screamed as she fell all the way down. When the police arrived Slytherin confessed.
“I DIDN’T MEAN TOO!” he sobbed, but naughty Gertrude lied to the police.
“I didn’t do ANYTHING wrong, it was all SLYTHERIN.” Gertrude lied.
When the police fell out about Gertrude lying, her mother grounded Gertrude for TWO years.
“You VERY bad girl.” Her mother said sternly. “I’m sorry.” Said Gertrude.
“I GIVE YOU THANKS AND I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF POTATOES! Betty thanked Slytherin, by giving him so many potatoes.
Now, that is why Idaho has so many potatoes. The moral of this story is always tell the truth, no matter what the circumstance is.
You likee?? How the heck am I typing in the font?? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!
-Amber StarGem
2 comments:
Lemme guess - you were laughing hysterically the whole time you wrote that?
Kestrel: OF COURSE! Me and my friend were cracking up as we wrote it. Orginally they were going to be French Assasins, and Betty was gonna get killed, but we feared that my teacher might not like it
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